SimonGhoul's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Trees Of Loss]

awful bug, I hate the guitar game and when I finished at last I was trying to see what I got (god I am so blind), I got to the corner of the black thing, entered the minigame to see if something happens, I got out of the minigame because I saw something while the screen was shading and then I got stuck, I could move

Good game if it weren't for that

[~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Death]

wtf..... guys, I need some help oveeer heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrd;cllzdflodpx['z

[Colour My Fate]

There are no words to describe this, the only think I can say is that this is beautiful...

[No Cure For Love]

ebola chan..... ebola....
Man, I think this time you had taken way to many drugs because.... ebola.... EBOLA.... CHAN.... CHAN! CHAN! CHAAAAN!!! *insert that chan chan chan thing* @_@ I should call the police so you get some help or I dunno, your case is pretty dangerous
Having sex with ebola? ._____. wtf (Actually, out of jk, why would you have sex with someone while they are dying .-. I mean wtf x"D, who does that? I think is cute with just a kiss, if I imagine that scene them I think it would seem like a deep web think)

Well, I see obvious that what happened is that she died so he can live, if ebola dies, there is no disease, and she has been always with him because well, there is the typical thing of "even if she dies, she will always be with you, in your heart" so yeah, at the end is basically her spirit and his finally together which is cute

cute story, but u know, I think a little therapy of no porn, no animu, and no drugs will go good for u, and get a life :)......... (jk, life is for noobs xd) too much cocaine is bad, so bad that your name is toxic badum tss..... no? no? ok I will go now

Yomuchan responds:

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

You got Ending 2.

[Red Lace Massacre]

boring
I call this guy fastshot, that's the only thing I like about the game, you have to do it very fast
I just don't like the last level, recoil is a lot worse and it pisses you off

[TrumpGrounds]

For things like this is why I love newgrounds, this is just epic x"D

[PUNCH OUT: TomFulp]

OH! TAKE THAT! DARN IT FEELS SO GOOD! UNGH!
IN YOUR FACE TOM FULP AJFBWEKUFGYFLAI.KBWOFEAW

Seriously this game this game is so hard but that's what makes it so cool, I really enjoyed this game I mean 10/10
Something that pissed me off is that there was a moment where the break started just when I knocked out Tom, this made the game act weird because when I was near killing him I just couldn't, I had hit him so many times (and I don't know what happened this last time that I went all pro player) but he did not die, is health bar was empty and he still didn't die, is when he knocked me out the second time, them his health was back to 50% and mine well, now the bug was in me! not Tom! I had infinite health (which is fair because if you think of it, it wasn't fair that I almost beat him and them this bug made me had to try again, is like knocking him 4 times, not fair) and I realize this because he gave me one of those super uppercut and I didn't die, I wasn't even knocked out, so well this bug was pretty weird and I was just trying to get points until the bug disappeared or try a super uppercut thinking that it was necessary to beat him with it
Well, this is really awesome, but I will give 4.5 because of that bug, when you make things difficult is not nice to have bugs, is always good to test your game and try do challenge your systems making things that may broke the game, for example giving yourself immortality and leave Tom at 1 health, wait until the clock is at 3:00 or 2:30 I don't know, make him unable to evade, and beat him up, just to see if there is a bug with it, because that's what I did expect I was not trying to do it and I did not use hacks, hacks are just alright if you are trying to find errors and vulnerabilities in games, programs, websites, everything

Tips:
-Don't spam left and right hook, wait for the right moment
-Just attack after he attacks, or when he has his fists up and not down
-your super uppercuts are precious, don't waste them
-w+left or right key gives you more stars, those stars are the many times you can use super uppercuts
-Don't block with a, just use s, because if he gives consecutive punches I don't think you will be able to evade them all, a and d are just for his super uppercuts
-Don't get illusions, because if you see your photo and Tom is not because is a demo or is incomplete or you won, because is neither, OH YES! ANOTHER ROUND BABY! oh, but something good is that you don't have to fight him all over again, is just a little rest for you so you don't get all mad and destroy your computer, I mean that's cool
-What isn't cool man, is that just starting he can give you a super uppercut, also after the breaks, be careful, haha the only bad thing about rounds uh? but hopefully you will only get one break so you will only have to be scared of him knocking out 2 times, fair right? no? them sorry man but is not my problem, track deathink and tell him to change that and make it easier but that's not my problem, oh, I recommend a shotgun, I know rifles are great but shotguns are powerful
-The ending is not special, sorry to disappoint you, ejem ejem even though I am not the one ejem ejem stupid deathink, it doesn't cost that much to give 10,000$ dollars as a reward <.<
-TomFulp is a internet icon, icons don't die, unless you tell the CIA to ban it
-Another way to win is hacking, but is not my fault if the police and an angry mob of fair players comes to your house (I actually don't know any place where this game is hacked but is not worth it, if is not difficult them it will be boring, that's the point of the game, be difficult, if you want it easier without making it too easy them that's your choice, the only hack I would approve is unlimited health for you or just for Tom, so you can see how much score can you make until he beats you up)
-MUSIC IS AWESOME BHJWHFJAOFWESHLOPJW, actually no, it starts to be pretty annoying because of hearing it way too many times, seriously I should take my fucking headphones right now, I am having a headache from this song (recommendation for deathink:maybe with three or more songs it will be fine, just let one loop for maybe 10 minutes or 5 and them change to another one, I really don't know how to make this less annoying, but I don't think changing them every time they finish is the right option, because this song for example is not too long but the loop is what makes it better)

PD:Sorry if I made some typos, sometimes I put words where they don't go because of unknown reasons, things that I can't solve unless I review my comments but as hypocrite this sounds, I am lazy to read testaments and bibles like this ones, too long, I have a cursed which makes me write bibles
Amen

[Virtual Hug Sender]

Thumbnail is taking by someone else, I don't know if that's alright

But good.... thing? I guess, is cool if you want to send a hug to somebody (see example on my profile) and is well made, just come on, I have a cold, I don't want to infect someone just for a hug >:C 3 STARS U STAPID LITEL TRUL!
but well, because of art style which is amazing (cof cof sarcasm cof cof) 3.5 stars and because.... well, because even if I still had a headache(nothing to do with this thing) I think it helped.... yeah.... (real reason is just to don't make you feel bad) so there, enjoy your stars

Stapid trul....

[We Become What We Behold]

This one I give 5 stars, I mean just take all my stars, I don't know what to tell you, I hate tv specially news and this explains why in a matter of seconds

If you put psychopath clowns on TV, people will try and dress like them in halloween and do pranks, if you put about the pranks more people will do them and you will cause fear
This is the problem with news, it makes people react in a certain way, it also has lots of click bait and it try to manipulates you with dumb stuff, I don't have good examples in my mind right now but this is more or less what I think about news

I sincerely wanted to take a photo about the couple, bad thing is that it made them uncomfortable and they ran, at least they came back and well is just nice and cute what they did with the one with hair and I really wanted them to stop the madness
sincerely 5 stars, your recent games might not be as funny as before, but it shows opinions in a simpler and more understandable way, I just love it, I don't know what to say

I wish this had more endings has eddythanoob said, it would be cute

Examples of things that had happened against the system (ignore, unrelated to the game, maybe to the theme or lesson)
-Sometimes things that show women are not weak, even now they had rights, since 1980 or 50 or I don't know
-Homo couples allowed in more countries, well, the actual thing is that more people are being homo and they don't feel ashamed about it specially with the yaoi and yuri going around, system has to change and stop giving opinions about gay couples (I don't know if they had criticized someone, because I don't watch news, but we are talking about the system) and even fewer places criticize them
-Less racism, I just love this one, but still in progress, hopefully in the future people would not even talk about it
-This happens very very rare times, but brothers and sisters as a couple, well also cousins and you get the idea, sadly and at the same time epic the story is always the same of hiding themselves of their parents and is also very cute (not father and sister, that's pedophilia and well is alright but there is a lot of discussion, like how easy is to manipulate a little kid to do something like letting themselves being raped, that's the only reason I see pedophilia wrong but if there is no rape or anything them fine, I hate when people don't have reasons to hate it, they just hate it but they don't have a good reason to do it, is just society)
-meh I don't know what else to put

[Tree House Quest]

God this is a epic adventure even for a kid <3 I love it
Is funny and is really cool, it has a nice difficulty and I like the reference to metal gear man just 10/10