SimonGhoul's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zombies, Inc.]

first time I beat this game, it was nice

Also, man, if you want true hard or impossible difficulties, try to get 0 deaths SPEEDRUN because it's so hard and almost impossible. My fully upgraded 60 tentacle zombies lost against a country in South America, like we need a guide lol, either that or stay idle for a long time. but speedrunning feels better

[[BTNverse] Universal Thief]

This game is great, awesome work.

It still has some flaws, like the text sometimes feels to slow and it would be better to be able to skip it, the first two battles on ??? rely on both chance and strategy (I hate chance), and also sometimes the battles felt pretty repetitive (anyway to speed it up?) but overall, this game is just crazy like how, you have to put the story into words to understand what sort of crazy shit you just created and how crazy it escalated, like, this is crazy. I love the creativity in this game, and that + being made in 48 hours makes up for the tedious aspects of the game.
Amazing

[Nightmare Breaker]

man... why did you show how many times i died? That's just mean :(

[Basically The Last of Us Part II (The Last of Us Part II Parody)]

4/5 not enough farts

[Push bowsette off a cliff]

I was gonna give a 4 because I gave you the benefit of the doubt, maybe you don't hate bowsette and maybe she's actually into this

I had to remove 1 star for making fun of my waifu, sorry slapass

[Heir]

"It's not the fall that kills you" *proceeds to jump on the little lake and wait to drown*

based on just the first level (don't have the time to play the whole thing right now) this is 2d shadow of the colossus and it's a pretty fun platformer

[OVERGAME]

Game devs are such assholes damn, I can't believe Markiplier said that
Edit: Oh man I missed out on the music. I can't play with volume rn

[My Little Pony: Bootleg Visual Novel Episode]

This is content

[Static Dating Sim]

You look familiar

DrunkGecko responds:

ur username rings a bell but i dont remember you

[GARUA]

Great game. I suggest just playing any of the two first depending on which one someone prefers. I started with hard because I thought that the other one was only if you were gonna vote on lundumdare

I enjoyed it on hard and I think relying on skill is a lot more fun (and heck, if you find it too hard just lower the difficulty). It was short but nice.

I suggest not trying to make the game too hard for you guys. Sure you can beat it in one life and you'll get a better reward, problem is that you are gonna be slow because by playing on hard you are gonna be trying to be careful. It's more fun to give yourself at least 3 lives and then just when you learn you actually start acting fast. I think I would had enjoyed it more if I didn't always chose that difficulty

My only suggestion if this was meant to be a fully fleshed long game is to have more skills and a bit of story (not story, just a bit of maybe background). But for a short game this is right on point, short metroidvania games don't need these things (specially since you really wouldn't be using them for long...). I really like metroidvania stuff (also, last boss is not hard or tedious, you just gotta git gud and try new things to make more damage)