SimonGhoul's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Take your money]

Bad history, he says that he will kill them all but there is not killing just moans in demonic mode and in normal you just get paid
"undercover police, you are under arrest *walks past him without making the arrest*" best cop

Alestesec responds:

This is a parody, do not take it seriously.

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easy game but it got me damn nervous damn xd I expected something more horrific and maybe longer but this is cool, my only complaint is that the story is too simple and the games is short, I mean you just take the jerry can, put them in fuel, get the axe, find the shopkeeper, and done
It needs more expresions for the characters, I mean, he doesn't react when he sees the spider he says nothing

The game is good, really good, it got me nervous and my heart was beating hard haha not fast just hard, I just wish there was something I could get scared of, I was just scared because I didn't want to repeat again and the game is easy at least for me, you just need to be patient and get out of the bushes at the right moment, people who complaint well I don't understand their problems, they say that the enemy gets them when heading to the jerry can but I guess I was just lucky, I ran from one of the bushes near larry to the jerry can then to the bush to the road haha I think it almost got me, I heard his steps, good game 4/5 because is not that scary and the story is too simple, and it needs more dialogue, if is short well I would be ok with that but there is a difference between short and simple

Keep up the good work mate

Vyntershtoff responds:

Thank you for the review, Simon!
The story is simple cause it was one of my first games and it was more of a tryout than a complicated game for the big audience.
Next game will have a better story :)

[Headpat industries]

....really? man you are evil, stay away from newgrounds I don't ever want to see you in the homepage ever again not even in the under judgement section

CidGaius responds:

Evil? I prefer the term "Morally Indifferent."
So you don't want to see me in the homepage again?
Well...*shovels in more needlessly short and poorly written content*

[No Cure For Love]

ebola chan..... ebola....
Man, I think this time you had taken way to many drugs because.... ebola.... EBOLA.... CHAN.... CHAN! CHAN! CHAAAAN!!! *insert that chan chan chan thing* @_@ I should call the police so you get some help or I dunno, your case is pretty dangerous
Having sex with ebola? ._____. wtf (Actually, out of jk, why would you have sex with someone while they are dying .-. I mean wtf x"D, who does that? I think is cute with just a kiss, if I imagine that scene them I think it would seem like a deep web think)

Well, I see obvious that what happened is that she died so he can live, if ebola dies, there is no disease, and she has been always with him because well, there is the typical thing of "even if she dies, she will always be with you, in your heart" so yeah, at the end is basically her spirit and his finally together which is cute

cute story, but u know, I think a little therapy of no porn, no animu, and no drugs will go good for u, and get a life :)......... (jk, life is for noobs xd) too much cocaine is bad, so bad that your name is toxic badum tss..... no? no? ok I will go now

Yomuchan responds:

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

You got Ending 2.

[Code Red]

awwww I love this game, I like the ending

VeryEvilTomato responds:

Thanks for loving the game! <3 We did our best for it

[Lucario Dating Sim 2]

God no, just stop
Actually, is nice that you tried, but this is just..... ugh, please tell me this is not yaoi, I'll give you 2.5 for trying

and I think I understand it was actually hard for you to make the controls, your programming in controls is to basic that you can compare it with slides, you could do it with qwerty but well I think you just need more practice in programming and also in art because you draw as horrible as me (maybe I draw better, who knows) but you just keep practicing and you will be amazing at drawing, and don't expect good reviews with that drawing, but when you get better them I guess you can expect that, from the thumbnail the first thing I was thinking was that this was going to be cancer and it is, but meh you will get better, never give up

Also, something that you can change right now is the category, this is not dating at all, this is a shooter, the type of shooter with ships, is a love history but still that's not the genre
In the description you can just put that this is a vertical flight shooter or whatever shooter goes here (I have no time right now to investigate for you) with a love story, a novel
Good look, I think I will drink some clorox

(And this is how you make a nice hateful comment being 100% legit)
Note:if this is not yaoi, thank god! and forgive me

2Mickennxtre68 responds:

Thanks

[Super Breaking ONLINE V1.0.2]

I don't know what rating should I give, there is no way to play this if no one is playing, and the clasification... well, there are guns, so maybe is fine with M but needs blood for it, I don't know, how would I know if I can't play this game?
What I recommend, is to add a single player, I think I understand the game, and I don't know how others can't understand

Maybe online is not working fine, maybe you need to test with someone, or if online is alright them well I don't know, just try to do a single player and maybe more people will get to play this because them they will understand

BigDog0 responds:

Thanks.I should add the single play.But as you know that you can play with 2 browser,There is no error in online meeting.Whatever,I will accept your recommendation.

[Donald's Build a Wall]

good game, but gets boring, needs more, for example do something with the money

Money is useless

MinorAtrocityGames responds:

Without that money, the unclean illegals win!

(Money is the score, you go for the highest score.)

[Through The White Hole 2]

Story: A guy after playing to much minecraft and doing lots of lots of geometry homework goes to a imaginary world full of squares, circles, triangles, and a lot of figures and he is a triangle in the world, basically illuminati, he dreams that all the figures wants to kill him so he tries to defend himself by destroying every figure who comes in his way and then conquer the world.

in short words, he suffered from brain damage and now is currently on a hospital in a comma caused because of too much homework and minecraft (funny thing is that i have a minecraft ad right here on this page, right over Rate Submission).

This game is addicting, and cool, just well, I stopped playing to avoid the same fate as the poor kid.... Rest in peace little timmy....

Zelun responds:

Poor poor little timmy. May god bless his soul...

[2007 Space odyssey]

God... either you took way too many drugs at the time or people at the time are messed up
jk, but it was weird, I don't even known what rating I should give, I guess 3 or 2.5 or less or more, meh

tomdharding responds:

aha well thanks for the first response!
i don't think i'd done any drugs but maybe somewhat of a disturbed teenager... I didn't enjoy school for the most part :P
though I still draw much like this now so i'm afraid it might just be who i am
thanks again!