So... how do I say this? first of all, play it. It's a fun game, pretty genius and creative, lovely.

Second, this game is just way too crazy, you can't even imagine, even after you finish the game you may overlook how crazy this game is like.... do you even realize what you just played? let me explain.

Version racista en español: https://imgur.com/a/VOVMEpz

You start as this random dude that works at a boring company, and he just says fuck it, I am gonna steal everything. He consumed everything in his company. He stole the manager's gun and killed everyone and everything. He freakin went to the boss and killed him to then become the boss. He actually took his body. If that wasn't enough, now he goes to the streets and pounces everything instead of shooting at everything (he learned it from man holes), and the police are now all over him. He pounces to death all of the cops until he kills the mayor to become the mayor. As the mayor he starts making his path towards the city, sending armies that easily destroys any city, mecha, or godzilla on his path. At one point he said fuck it and turned into a plane just to reach the president and nuked him. He then became the President and nuked putin to take his way better nuke, after that he killed kim jong um and other first world countries, and then stole a spaceship. He destroyed every planet in the solar system and then the sun, he became the sun. This causes a glitch in reality taking him to the almighty and it's deities. So he kills the deities in order to get enough power to kill the almighty, and he destroys the almighty and becomes the almighty. There is nothing more to steal but he can't stop, he just can't, he creates more universes where he can keep doing his bidding and no one can stop him.

The creator of this game is bat shit crazy. Also, I am going to be editing this and making it shorter because it's more funny the shorter it is (you sort of lose your mood and stop being able to keep in mind how crazy it is if it's too long.)

why did this game had to call me out like that? :( like come on man, I am just not having an mlg pro moment ;-;

I rate this game a slapass out of ten

I forgot how to embed too, is this how you did it or what?

bruh

Reason why I don't post here, I think I should go to the community tab if I truly want to make posts for people to see. I see you can post tags but I don't see any way to find these

Wish I can say something about the site but honestly, I still haven't been as active as I want to be (but I might from now on, I figured something out)

So, I am just thankful for having wonderful friends, without them I would rant about things here, reddit, and any site that I can grab, and I would just be on some sort of loophole. They had been so nice, tolerant, and even though I am not a person who people can understand (based on, just the fact that a lot of people had tried and just failed miserably), they at least try to and they still cheer me up. I am also thankful for maybe the internet, since the internet kind of teach me to understand things about the world

If you are like me, a person who doesn't see a lot of meaning in holidays, let me help you out, well, voice over pete did a video that does a better job than I. but, If you want me to try I guess, just think about anything nice, doesn't have to be a great thing and one thing is enough, just something nice, anything, and try to think of other nice things if you want since...... it's so easy to think of bad things, way too easy, and we can't do anything about it, bad things are very straightfoward and good things often aren't, you don't have a friend who will write you a letter and show you how much they truly love you once in a while since.... dedicating things to people is hard, since we are just not good at thinking of good things (and also not being repetitive or finding things that are unique on most people). Today, is the day to try to do it differently and actually think of the good things, and ONLY the good things, forget the bad, just focus on the good and be thankful for them. Look, it's just a day, I know you can do it, but if you are a lazy cunt like me and ends up being late or something then dude (dude is for male and female, according to the sayings of the simon) do it tomorrow or some other day, you can be thankful for anything anyday and if you want try to do it everyday (I won't lol).

Now I have to see people react to cringy reviews that I did 2 years ago..... the horror, guys I am really spooked can we tank bus drivers for Spookmass?

I can't believe that I couldn't just move on and actually raged at bad games. The spelling errors and other stuff are still things I do today because I dunno, I should just review everything before I post it.

I guess I was just too stressed out or something, you know I spent a lot of time on this site in 2016 (and maybe 2017 too) and it was mainly just because I was bored and wanted to waste my life (Not a waste, because it wasn't productive, but because it was just not too fun, doesn't make me too happy to review and play new games and underjudgement for 7 hours, but still did it)
(I wish I could make this last paragraph invisble or something EDIT:Because it's a bit unrelated from the main thing)

I don't think there's a lot to say about this and I can't spoil it, it would be very traumatizing to see this on VR (I mean, in a VR game, at least 360 not really interacting with what's happening)

I mean, just wtf, what the hell is this, it's so bizarre and cartoony and the fact that it's cartoony black and white disney style just what the hell, this is the true halloween animation and I love it (I had seen other halloween animations and they are always cool, but never as terrifying as this one what the fuck did I just saw)

stopped doing it because, I dunno

no one cares anyways, but I want to remember why I stopped. I can only say now that my english is a lot better and that I know make videos (not active but not dead at least), so I dunno, everything probably will be better

I probably stopped because of Roblox, tf2, or I think maybe because I got frustrated at my channel and obviously you are not going to 100% of the times find good games in the under judgement or new games section. Newgrounds changed a lot since last time I used it and it will be very cool now with this new design, the rating thing gives me a better perspective of what people see when you give them a 3 for example (A lot of things I rated should had been 3.5 or 4, 3 doesn't fit for good content)

Em.... potato! Trash post! :D and..... I really hope I can animate in the future, something lazy, I don't like drawing for hours

I dunno, but you got to help him, why? why not? why wouldn't you help a cute chicken? just see him.... he is adorable......


Only a monster would not help that poor being who needs to enter the door..... by the way you can also click the image to go to the game (why the image? because it's cool!)

Pretty enjoying and challenging game, maybe even addicting, is worth playing so go ahead, I am sure you will like it, I wish I could say more but I really can't think of anything, is pretty simple and the instructions are there, when the chicken reaches to the door you click anywhere on the screen..... not on your computer screen, but the game screen, (don't worry I messed that one up too)
though is not that simple or challenging, there are X's that will teleport the chicken anywhere the screen, what's the problem with that? I forgot to mention that you make the kitchen explode when you click when the chicken is away from the door (yes, this is a saw game) so you got to be careful, because if you click near the door and you teleport you will just die, so well, tell me your highest score! mine was.... 10 I guess, or 11, I didn't check I just went here and starting writting this but oh well, hope you enjoy the game and is also on android, I recommend you to play it there

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698205